I’m really truly sorry for posting this…..
Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred’s brand new Transit
panel van when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out:
“Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!”
Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously
did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, opened the
window, snaps the aerial antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Fiona
until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks left by the
whipping session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes
to the doctor.
The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks:
“Did you get these marks having sex?”
Fiona admits, “Yes, I did.”
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims:
“I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor, you’ve got
the worst case of van aerial disease that I’ve ever seen.