Weekend Funny Challenge: 12/04/2014

I’m really truly sorry for posting this…..

Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred’s brand new Transit
panel van when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out:
“Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!”
Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously
did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, opened the
window, snaps the aerial antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Fiona
until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks left by the
whipping session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes
to the doctor.

The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks:
“Did you get these marks having sex?”
Fiona admits, “Yes, I did.”
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims:

“I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor, you’ve got
the worst case of van aerial disease that I’ve ever seen.



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5 Responses to Weekend Funny Challenge: 12/04/2014

  1. XD … a good belly laugh from this one.

    • 2far2shout says:

      Isadora, thanks for your comments. Writing works if it makes you laugh, or scares you to death amongst other things. Thanks again.

  2. Jenni says:

    That is sooooo awful that it’s actually funny. ‘van Ariel’ lol lordy that’s bad!!

  3. Lucid Gypsy says:

    🙂 🙂 🙂 fibber you’re not sorry at all!!!

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