Alfie has chewed his way through many things for which there is no record. This identity parade will ensure some at least of his chums live on beyond his unconditional love.
Left to right: Mouse (much patched) Teddy 1 (headless), Elephant (legless again), Teddy 2 (faceless), Dog (what? DOG) and Pheasant (squeak intact)
These critters come as new from a dog charity on the high street, cost a few pence and provide much entertainment. We salute these brave volunteers.